Title: Let Them Eat Cock!
Author: Magz
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Pairing[s]: Jared/Jensen, Mike/Tom, et cetera.
Summary: CRACK. Once upon a time there was a ridiculously hot man named Jared, who lived in the kingdom of Vancouver.
Author's Note: I blame Fcuk the Chat [and especially keepaofthecheez, who was all, "Christ, I need some porn now," after looking at this ( Read more... )

Title: SPLAT!
Author: Magz
Pairing: Vague Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It was odd how such a disgusting and flagrantly over-comicized noise could change one's life forever.
Warnings: This story contains avian feces, crack, character death, more crack, and some icky mental image-evoking onomatopoeia, and should not be read by anyone. ( Read more... )

This is by no means an attempt to get out of writing that fic I told marishna I was going to write to get into the fandom. Really.

Anywho.

marishna posted the Fcuk the Chat conversation -- complete with usernames and everything -- that spawned this monstrosity of a fic, here. Learn who Princess Anjelika Rosalita Mildred Vaginapants really is.

Title: The tale ( Read more... )

Title: A Pirate's Life
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: It's the end of seventh year. There are pirate costumes.
Author's Notes: This is xmirax's Christmas!Fic. Thanks to kallysten for the beta job.

( A Pirate's Life )

Happiest of birthdays to the lovely and talented kallysten.

And now, a birthday ficlet:

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Title: What are You Going to do Now?
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Once upon a time there was a boy...

( What are You Going to do Now? )

Title: Self Love, With Clipboard
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Spike/Clipboard, Spike/Angel
Summary: I'm on crack.
Author's Note: Thanks to my sister, who gave me the alcohol necessary to write this.

( Self Love, With Clipboard )

Title: Felt Up
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Summary: He talked about punk rock and romance.
Author's Notes: Gratuitous smoochies to sangpassionne for the Beta, and marishna, pepperlandgirl4, spikes_heart, dervlaincognito, _green_, and mirax_terrik for the input on the storyline.

( Felt Up )